AIRPLANE MECHANICS - make less than teachers enjoy your flight
CLINT EASTWOOD - Loses a debate with an invisible Obama As Mystery Speaker at GOP Convention
ROFL MAO - The Chairman always laughs when Americans think that they know what communism or socialism is.
REPUBLICANS... - ...Are just liberals with their brain and their life sucked right out of them! (FIRST SYMPTOM THAT YOU ARE BECOMING A REPUBLICAN: Arguing with furniture... and losing the argument!)
OBAMA "AMERICANS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE !!" - Guess it's time to Tax the approximately 50% of American's who don't pay taxes now.
Trump The Tyrant -
NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY - The people have spoken
TASK FORCE SMITH/ 173RD AIRBORNE- THE ROAD TO WAR -
MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER - And Obama
INVISIBLE OBAMA 2012: A CHAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN! - There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see... ...and this invisible, demonized, 'make-believe' Obama is the one they have been running against all along.
TSA - Ten years, and not a single terrorist plot foiled with your useless fondling.
KARMA - It happens when you tell so many lies to the public that you lose touch with reality and start to look as crazy and foolish as the lies you tell!
AFTER FOUR YEARS.... - He's still voting: PRESENT!
MICHELLE : "THIS MAN DOESN'T TAKE A DAY OFF." - 11 weekends in a row that Obama has gone golfing.His 14th outing this year and the 72nd of his presidency.
NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY 9/3/2012 - No Ideas, No Solutions, No Hope EASTWOODING
FAIR AND BALANCED - Obama Admin gives MSNBC $500,000 for airtime to run Commericals for "Stimulus" Green Jobs No jobs reported created or saved.
SCRAMBLE! SCRAMBLE! SCRAMBLE! -
THE ULTIMATE EMPTY CHAIR PHOTO - Gotta love it!
JOE BIDEN - pass the job's bill or get raped and murdered
STIMULATE THE DEAD - After all, it is another election year.
MEDIA LOVE AFFAIR -
" THE TRUTH, NOTHING BUT THE OBAMATRUTH " - Jay Carney and Claire Shipman, Senior National Correspondent for ABC.
ISRAELI SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS - Well lookee here, common sense has arrived on the scene.
FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.
STATE OF THE UNION - is "just for men"
TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS "CRAZY"! - Republicans are leading in votes with imaginary friends.
IF I GET ELECTED PRESIDENT - All Airplane windows shall be rolled down
LETS NOT FORGET IN NOVEMBER... - That Congressional Democrats have been "Eastwooding" for years too!
OBAMA- MILITARY GENIUS -
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -
FAIR - is fair
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? - If the nose fits...
ARCHIVAL PROOF - Compliments of Clint Eastwood
THE TSA - We can't make your flight any safer But we can make it more surreal.
MR ALINSKY - Thanks so much for the rules!
RICH BILLIONAIRES -
THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE - Now Joe, Hillary's right. She had a small Cobb Salad, I had the grill cheese, and you had the T-bone. Dividing the bill by 3 isn't fair.
THE POWER OF THE CHAIR - Debt....$16 Trillion Unemployment 8.3% Are YOU better off than you were 4 years ago?
PELOSI'S PRIVATE JET - stocked w/only the best: Makerâ€™s Mark, Courvoisier, Johnny Walker Red, Grey Goose,E&J brandy, Baileyâ€™s Irish CrÃ¨me, Bacardi, Jim Beam, Beefeater gin, Dewars, Bombay Sapphire, Jack Daniels.. & Corona ($100K)
CORRECTION: THE POOR NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES. - 47% of Americans drain the tax revenue without paying. It's not the rich that are the problem.
A VERY INCONVENIENT TRUTH - OOPS, It Wasn't Bush's Fault After All
AN 'IMAGINARY' OBAMA... - ...is still more inspiring than out-of-touch Republicans.
HAPPY NEW YEAR - To: the 99% From: the 1%
AWESOME - Describes our soldiers, sailors, Marines, airmen and Coast Guardsmen. Thanx for defending our freedom.
ROMNEY:MY PLAN TO TURN AROUND THE US ECONOMY - is to touch it with my awesome hair which will give it divine healing, like when Jesus touched the lame and sick.
UH OH.... - Guess Your Blackberry Wants You Dead Too
Just "A Little Ride," Donald Trump? -
NOBEL PRIZE - Last year awarded to an empty suit, this year to an empty chair!
IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL MESSAGE - We've heard this all before.
TYPICAL ROMNEY SUPPORTERS - Are this dumb. (Gaffapalooza 2012 Continues!)
CLINT ENDORSES OBAMA! - It just "slipped his mind" that he was supposed to be endorsing Romney. (First symptom of senility: Talking to imaginary Presidents sitting next to you!)
STILL BETTER THAN - BIDEN
BARACK OBAMA- MILITARY GENIUS -
if a child is suspended from school for making a gun gesture... -
COMPARE AND CONTRAST - Who would be a better world leader?
EMPTY CHAIR? - Must be at a Fundraiser!
GEORGE W. BUSH MAY BE ACCUSED OF BEING A LOT OF THINGS- A LAME DUCK ISN'T ONE OF THEM -
James Woods -
ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL - Because nothing says "re-election" like finally pretending to be presidential the last four weeks before the election!
NATIONAL AIRBORNE DAY - August 16, 1940 - The US Army's Parachute Test Platoon conducts their first jump, paving the way for over 70 years of legendary badassery.
HAIR FORCE ONE - Who is paying to fly O's barber twice a month from Chicago to DC? Elections matter!
A GRIMM FAIRY TALE -
RANDI WEINGARTEN- POOR DEMOCRAT MILLIONAIRE -
Shutdown Blues -
turnabout is fair play -
WE HAVE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, SHIPS AND SUBMARINES... BUT NO WEAPONS FOR THEM -
The Grinch -
EMPTY PROMISES - Democrats- its what they know best!
LOCALISM - A socialist secret code word which means "censorship".
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES - The only trouble is, we do think for ourselves and memorizing sound bytes that have nothing to do with your accomplishments (or rather, the lack thereof do not make a re-election plea!
COME ON, SLUGGER ! -
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON MY WAY HOME- TRUE STORY -
THE DEMOCRAT'S ONLY HOPE LEFT -
NO SPONSORS? NO PROBLEM - Join NPR and have the tax payers pick up the tab.
LEFT-WING LIBERALS CLAIM OBAMA'S AIR STRIKES AGAINST ISIS "HIGHLY EFFECTIVE" -
PAYCHECK FAIRNESS ACT - Does that mean we get pay equivalent to overpaid unproductive government workers and public union workers, OR will they also exempt themselves from it like Obamacare???
PRESIDENT DECLINE AND DESPAIR - has decided to fix the economy by decree, working around congress, any which way he can
DEMOCRAT - Larval stage of Blowhard Politicus Democratus
TOO BAD - The middle class Democrats do not realize that he does not have theirs!
THEY SAY - dogs are good judges of character!
WHERE'S OBAMO? -
EASTWOODS SPEECH -
The next president? -
AIR-THEN LAUGHED -
INFLATABLE DEVICES - Nuisances
FAIR WARNING - "We're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it anymore." - Howard Beale
GLOBAL WARMING - I think I found where all the hot air is coming from.
FEAR THE DAIRY! -
THE CHAIR WASN'T EMPTY - When America Had 8.2% Unemployment and a Declining Workforce
WALK THE WALK - If they want to play politics, let them pay like everyone else. (George Carlin 1937-2008)
THE OBAMA BOW - How far to you want me to go down?
JOE BIDEN GENIUS - Chuck Graham is here. Stand up Chuck. Let Them see you. September 9, 2008
THE "CHAIR" WASN'T EMPTY - When America was Attacked
TSA OFFERS CHILDREN TRAVELERS A FREE STORY BOOK - I'm thinking this is not going to end the same way as "Puppy Goes to the Farm" did.
LIBERALS TAUGHT ME - EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CIVILITY
DONALD TRUMP - Claims Obama has spent millions hiding his birth certificate and other records from the public. That's almost as much as the Donald has spent hiding his hairline from America!
CIRCLES AND CROSSES 101 - Any Questions?
FAIR AND BALANCED REPORTING -
REMEMBER WHEN... - This Was Called Sane Political Discourse?
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