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AIRPLANE MECHANICS - make less than teachers enjoy your flight

CLINT EASTWOOD - Loses a debate with an invisible Obama As Mystery Speaker at GOP Convention


TAGS: usmc parade wheelchair respect
Rating: 4.35/5

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RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:14 pm
Brought a tear to my ear. Another keeper. Sending this to my son. Going on my wall.

ROFL MAO - The Chairman always laughs when Americans think that they know what communism or socialism is.

REPUBLICANS... - ...Are just liberals with their brain and their life sucked right out of them! (FIRST SYMPTOM THAT YOU ARE BECOMING A REPUBLICAN: Arguing with furniture... and losing the argument!)

OBAMA "AMERICANS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE !!" - Guess it's time to Tax the approximately 50% of American's who don't pay taxes now.

Trump The Tyrant -

TAGS: donald trump tyrant bully first amendment freedom of speech press media hitler progressive tyranny despot authoritarian new york liberal democrat statist billionaire elitist totalitarian fascist autocrat
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 6, 2016, 3:20 am
Fortunately for him most of the defendants settled rather than going though the whole process. http://www.rcfp.org/browse-media-law-resources/news/georgias-highest-court-wont-review-jewell-libel-case
calron - March 6, 2016, 3:19 am
Richard Jewell had blatantly wrong information put out about him by the media and even though it was wrong, that wasn't enough because the law requires more than just being wrong for libel/slander.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:27 pm
The burden of proving the statement was factually incorrect would fall to the plaintiff.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:26 pm
Have to disagree with you here. The media has no "right" to publish lies (which is what libel is). Libel is not the same thing as simply making negative remarks about a public figure; as long as they are subjective, or demonstrably true, then no problem.

NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY - The people have spoken



TAGS: empty chair obama eastwood
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 2:17 pm

For the good of the site. Tabula rasa.
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 2:15 pm
Congrats, RL. You are now the first comment on politifake. Apparently, all others have been wiped out.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2012, 2:09 pm

i lol'd...5L

INVISIBLE OBAMA 2012: A CHAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN! - There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see... ...and this invisible, demonized, 'make-believe' Obama is the one they have been running against all along.

TAGS: invisible obama clint eastwood chair
Rating: 3.18/5

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romneyisatool - September 5, 2012, 10:10 pm

TSA - Ten years, and not a single terrorist plot foiled with your useless fondling.

KARMA - It happens when you tell so many lies to the public that you lose touch with reality and start to look as crazy and foolish as the lies you tell!

AFTER FOUR YEARS.... - He's still voting: PRESENT!

TAGS: empty chair
Rating: 5/5

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vbattaile - September 7, 2012, 10:19 pm
Send Barry Soetoro back to Kenya

MICHELLE : "THIS MAN DOESN'T TAKE A DAY OFF." - 11 weekends in a row that Obama has gone golfing.His 14th outing this year and the 72nd of his presidency.

NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY 9/3/2012 - No Ideas, No Solutions, No Hope EASTWOODING

FAIR AND BALANCED - Obama Admin gives MSNBC $500,000 for airtime to run Commericals for "Stimulus" Green Jobs No jobs reported created or saved.



TAGS: empty chair
Rating: 4.38/5

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JGalt - September 4, 2012, 9:49 pm
If anything, they are making fun of clint eastwood...lol
JGalt - September 4, 2012, 9:48 pm
its a shopped ph**o according to many where the ph**o was going viral.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2012, 9:25 pm

Have you seen Clint Eastwood's speech where he talks to the empty chair? Google it, it's funny.
GrouchoMarxist - September 4, 2012, 7:22 pm
Yadda yadda yadda..... right
GrouchoMarxist - September 4, 2012, 7:21 pm
Maybe you're right... The chair is brown and you agree Obama is an empty chair.. Like how did you come full circle with that one?
Bull - September 4, 2012, 4:09 pm
Reporting something and announcing that you did are two different things. I never said I agree or disagree with your a**umption of racism. Report content to your hearts content and let the Admins deal with it.
foxrecon19d - September 4, 2012, 4:07 pm
Huh?? Okay, I'm not seeing something here. We have an empty chair attached to a belay line suspended from a UH60. I'm not seeing the connection to racism or lynching anyone or disrespect to the POTUS. Can someone please explain the symbology?
fauxnews - September 4, 2012, 2:35 pm
pointing out a poster is racist is not mudslinging.not anymore than when you pointed out earlier that a jennifer beal poster is NSFW.i'm a ron paul supporter.if we win, we don't want to win this way,by attacking obama's race.that is all.
Bull - September 4, 2012, 12:24 pm
You need to stop. It's not cute and you're doing nothing but instigating conflict. If you really are a campaign organizer then you need to set an example. Get your house in line and stop slinging mud or you're going to lose independent voters like myself.
morelia - September 4, 2012, 12:21 pm
If it is a real ph**o, it's several years old (look at the uniforms), and I'm not convinced those are US troops anyways. Invoking lynching? Really? Talk about stereotypical Democrat response
fauxnews - September 4, 2012, 10:37 am
Racist poster invoking lynching. REPORTED TO ADMIN.
fauxnews - September 4, 2012, 10:37 am
starryeyedguy - September 4, 2012, 10:13 am
If that is a real ph**o, having been in the military myself, I find it very disrespectful of them. No matter what, you must show respect for your commanders, and that includes the Commander in Chief, without question.

JOE BIDEN - pass the job's bill or get raped and murdered

STIMULATE THE DEAD - After all, it is another election year.


" THE TRUTH, NOTHING BUT THE OBAMATRUTH " - Jay Carney and Claire Shipman, Senior National Correspondent for ABC.

ISRAELI SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS - Well lookee here, common sense has arrived on the scene.

FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.

STATE OF THE UNION - is "just for men"

TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS "CRAZY"! - Republicans are leading in votes with imaginary friends.

IF I GET ELECTED PRESIDENT - All Airplane windows shall be rolled down

TAGS: mitt airplane romney
Rating: 2/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 11:42 pm
cool link
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 10:46 pm
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." ~Barack Hussein Obama
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 10:29 pm
Baby Mittens Rmoney on hidden camera is caught gossiping about how he hates 47% of America. Now he leads in 0% of the polls! Mittens certainly built that. LOL Time to put Mittens to sleep so the grown up can talk about important stuff.HA! HA!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 10:16 pm
We're gathered here to honor fallen heroes and I see some right here in the crowd.
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 10:15 pm
8,2% unemployment.. baby bam bam did build that.
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 10:11 pm
You mean Obama's solid lead in the polls? You are right. Romney deserves credit for that one. Doh! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA HHAHAHHAHAHAH
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 10:09 pm
You didn't build that
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Navy Corpse Man
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
somebody give that kid a breathalyzer!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:33 pm
I loved the 57 state remark...
Brawler - September 25, 2012, 5:00 pm
"I was joking" is the stupid mans feeble way of getting away from his own gaffes...
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 4:37 pm
Oh, wait till you see my poster on this. *SINISTER LAUGH* MUWHAHAHAHA>:-D
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:36 pm
You want to know who else wants to roll down the windows when they're on an airplane at 30,00 feet? 4 year olds.
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:34 pm
Oh, he was joking was he? Judge for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws_s38QmxM&feature=player_embedded
freasy - September 25, 2012, 12:44 pm
The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. it was self-evident that he was. "The pool report p

LETS NOT FORGET IN NOVEMBER... - That Congressional Democrats have been "Eastwooding" for years too!


TAGS: obama aircraft carriers submarines
Rating: 5/5

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OlderThanDirt - October 30, 2012, 7:13 am
Right On


FAIR - is fair

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? - If the nose fits...

TAGS: lair
Rating: 4.44/5

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ARCHIVAL PROOF - Compliments of Clint Eastwood

THE TSA - We can't make your flight any safer But we can make it more surreal.

TAGS: tsa airlines security theater
Rating: 4.43/5

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PapaFox - February 24, 2013, 10:50 am
Those dimwits confiscated a child's scissors from my daughter's backpack. How utterly friggin' useless...

MR ALINSKY - Thanks so much for the rules!

TAGS: the chair
Rating: 4.4/5

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THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE - Now Joe, Hillary's right. She had a small Cobb Salad, I had the grill cheese, and you had the T-bone. Dividing the bill by 3 isn't fair.

THE POWER OF THE CHAIR - Debt....$16 Trillion Unemployment 8.3% Are YOU better off than you were 4 years ago?

PELOSI'S PRIVATE JET - stocked w/only the best: Maker’s Mark, Courvoisier, Johnny Walker Red, Grey Goose,E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi, Jim Beam, Beefeater gin, Dewars, Bombay Sapphire, Jack Daniels.. & Corona ($100K)

CORRECTION: THE POOR NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES. - 47% of Americans drain the tax revenue without paying. It's not the rich that are the problem.

A VERY INCONVENIENT TRUTH - OOPS, It Wasn't Bush's Fault After All

AN 'IMAGINARY' OBAMA... - ...is still more inspiring than out-of-touch Republicans.

HAPPY NEW YEAR - To: the 99% From: the 1%

AWESOME - Describes our soldiers, sailors, Marines, airmen and Coast Guardsmen. Thanx for defending our freedom.

ROMNEY:MY PLAN TO TURN AROUND THE US ECONOMY - is to touch it with my awesome hair which will give it divine healing, like when Jesus touched the lame and sick.

UH OH.... - Guess Your Blackberry Wants You Dead Too

Just "A Little Ride," Donald Trump? -

TAGS: donald trump ieds little ride veterans wounded warriors elitist billionaire rino gop hack republican loser rnc clown jr salzman iraq hero
Rating: 3.83/5

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Curlyrocks - February 3, 2016, 11:26 am
I despise the fool Trump, but he has done a lot more for veterans than most other candidates of either party.
Bandit5906 - February 2, 2016, 9:00 pm
At least Trump didn't demand a legless vet stand up! And demand it more than once!

NOBEL PRIZE - Last year awarded to an empty suit, this year to an empty chair!

IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL MESSAGE - We've heard this all before.

TYPICAL ROMNEY SUPPORTERS - Are this dumb. (Gaffapalooza 2012 Continues!)

TAGS: romney airplane window gaffe funny
Rating: 2.67/5

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freasy - September 27, 2012, 1:00 pm
It was reported as a joke, by the person releasing the story, funny how that is missed....
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 8:59 pm
LMFAO... Teabaggers are SO dumb they can't count past three. He leads 8 points in the most credible of polls. That 3.5 is the weighted average. Wow, Romney is a loser... How many polls is Romney leading in? Can you count to ZERO. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
terroraustralis - September 25, 2012, 7:34 pm
come to think of it, its pretty godd*** funny that mitt romney doesnt understand that aircraft have to be pressurised, so that the passengers dont suffocate... hardly relevant to politics, but most 5th graders know it.. why doesnt mitt?
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 7:17 pm
hahahahahahaha, 3.5 points is pretty decent? hahahahaha.
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 6:53 pm
You must be feeling awesome right now that Obama maintains (has maintained) a pretty decent lead in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:45 pm

CLINT ENDORSES OBAMA! - It just "slipped his mind" that he was supposed to be endorsing Romney. (First symptom of senility: Talking to imaginary Presidents sitting next to you!)



if a child is suspended from school for making a gun gesture... -

COMPARE AND CONTRAST - Who would be a better world leader?

TAGS: empty chair skips meetings
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 11:00 am

EMPTY CHAIR? - Must be at a Fundraiser!


James Woods -

TAGS: fair assessment
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - August 8, 2014, 10:15 pm
who has been the past 6 years? Harry Reid is the king of obstructionism, Nancy "significant" Pelosi, the Queen....
Zeitguy - August 8, 2014, 9:13 am
Although he may be correct, Woods has not been the voice of bipartisanship.

ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL - Because nothing says "re-election" like finally pretending to be presidential the last four weeks before the election!

NATIONAL AIRBORNE DAY - August 16, 1940 - The US Army's Parachute Test Platoon conducts their first jump, paving the way for over 70 years of legendary badassery.

HAIR FORCE ONE - Who is paying to fly O's barber twice a month from Chicago to DC? Elections matter!



Shutdown Blues -

turnabout is fair play -


The Grinch -

EMPTY PROMISES - Democrats- its what they know best!

TAGS: empty chair empty suit empty promises empty future empty jobs
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 14, 2012, 6:55 pm
probably- liberals stretch for every lie they can!
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Promised to cut the deficit in half too...gonna blame youtube for that too?

LOCALISM - A socialist secret code word which means "censorship".

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES - The only trouble is, we do think for ourselves and memorizing sound bytes that have nothing to do with your accomplishments (or rather, the lack thereof do not make a re-election plea!



TAGS: political correctness airline attendents stewardess
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 7:10 am

LOLZ. drop this into motifake as well....and peoplesniper if you don't mind.


NO SPONSORS? NO PROBLEM - Join NPR and have the tax payers pick up the tab.


PAYCHECK FAIRNESS ACT - Does that mean we get pay equivalent to overpaid unproductive government workers and public union workers, OR will they also exempt themselves from it like Obamacare???

PRESIDENT DECLINE AND DESPAIR - has decided to fix the economy by decree, working around congress, any which way he can

DEMOCRAT - Larval stage of Blowhard Politicus Democratus

TAGS: h** air
Rating: 4.56/5

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vbattaile - September 29, 2012, 8:15 am
hahahaha......... too good

TOO BAD - The middle class Democrats do not realize that he does not have theirs!

THEY SAY - dogs are good judges of character!



The next president? -


TAGS: air
Rating: 4.25/5

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crankyhead - September 15, 2013, 5:48 pm
I guess BrutOl's probably an easier sell than, Old Srut. =)
foxrecon19d - September 15, 2013, 5:43 pm
Methane. Cordite. Napalm...in the morning it all smells like 'victory'. I made my own cologne by mixing Brut and Old Spice once. I called it BrutOl, the cologne that says, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
crankyhead - September 14, 2013, 10:08 pm
Mainly hydrogen. With a whole host of other gases thrown in. My understanding is that over where you are fox, there's some unreasonably high concentrations of methane? =)
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2013, 4:42 pm
Here is another mission for you, quest boy. Learn what air is made of and relate those elements to the make-up of the universe. Perhaps then, you may discover why people look at your head and are reminded of a pool stick when you try to sound intelligent
Curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:18 pm
I guess I can't argue with that. What I can argue with is a British Superman. It's truth justice and the American way, not tea crumpets and gentlemanly behavior.
crankyhead - September 13, 2013, 4:25 pm
Superman made a ton of profit at the box office not too long ago. =)
Curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 4:24 pm
Superman is a false profit and you will burn for your beliefs.
crankyhead - September 13, 2013, 4:18 pm
Superman comic books, clearly prove the existence of Superman. Don't believe me? It says so, right there in the comic book. Go read it for yourself. =)
crankyhead - September 13, 2013, 3:33 pm
Seeing as how it is everywhere at once, I'd appreciate a detailed personal report from you, on the quality of breathable air, under the ocean. Or in the vacuum of space. And when I say vacuum of space, I'm not referring to the inside of yer head. =)
Scramblus - September 13, 2013, 5:03 am
I believe in an invisible man who stands behind me and watches me all the time. This is the same as air. Although admittedly this anecdote is is appropriate for God since it's very likely fabricated
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2013, 10:44 pm
Yup...the atheists sure can't! And the Christians couldn't care less
terroraustralis - September 12, 2013, 9:57 pm
that which can be a**erted without evidence can be dismissed without evience. ALL GLORY TO THOR! YOU CANNOT DISPROVE HIS EXISTENCE!


TAGS: a lot of h** air
Rating: 4.2/5

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PapaFox - December 31, 2012, 6:30 am
Sad thing is, most of the right-wingers won't even understand this.

FAIR WARNING - "We're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it anymore." - Howard Beale

GLOBAL WARMING - I think I found where all the hot air is coming from.


TAGS: fear the dairy
Rating: 4.11/5

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ipaprime - April 23, 2013, 9:15 am
Ban the 1%
PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 9:07 am
That stuff's nasty!
ipaprime - April 23, 2013, 9:02 am
at least it is not the 1% /shudder

THE CHAIR WASN'T EMPTY - When America Had 8.2% Unemployment and a Declining Workforce

WALK THE WALK - If they want to play politics, let them pay like everyone else. (George Carlin 1937-2008)

TAGS: tax religions it s only fair
Rating: 4/5

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BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 11:03 am
Spoken in 1988, while Carlin was riffing about the Moral Majority and, quote, "Ronald Reagan and his criminal gang".
BobbEdwards - June 7, 2013, 11:03 pm
"You know what they oughta do with churches? Tax them! Tax them! If holy people are so interested in politics, government and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everyone else". Underhanded job of taking Carlin's quote out of context.

THE OBAMA BOW - How far to you want me to go down?

JOE BIDEN GENIUS - Chuck Graham is here. Stand up Chuck. Let Them see you. September 9, 2008

THE "CHAIR" WASN'T EMPTY - When America was Attacked

TAGS: empty chair obama david embassy
Rating: 3.92/5

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romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION: I'm throwing a temper tantrum because a Christian liberal like Obama is beating the stuffing out of Mittens Rmoney. I don't like it that I'm losing! HEAD ABOUT TO XPLODE! WAAAAAAAAAH!
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:26 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:40 pm
Remember, if you get a refund from the feds that is larger than what you paid in, you are part of that 47%. If you pay more in taxes that Romney and like giving away YOUR money, go to charities and leave us to decide what to do with OUR own money.
arnnatz - September 21, 2012, 2:54 am
If you pay more than mitt romney, you probably pay more than obama
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 1:28 am
Yadda yadda yadda... Love the % talk point..
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 9:23 pm
By the way, I am not the 47% as I pay taxes........and at a higher rate than Mittins!
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:41 pm
Want to try again... Keep trying...
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 7:40 pm
Right. He went and played with the Saudi royal family to line the pockets of the oil companies that paid to have him elected.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:26 pm
He didn't go play Vegas either... Want to try again mr. 47%
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 1:06 pm
That's right! Bush sat in that chair...and just sat...and just sat...

TSA OFFERS CHILDREN TRAVELERS A FREE STORY BOOK - I'm thinking this is not going to end the same way as "Puppy Goes to the Farm" did.


TAGS: crosshairs target bomb liberals civility
Rating: 3.8/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:22 pm
Cranky pants missed this one too

DONALD TRUMP - Claims Obama has spent millions hiding his birth certificate and other records from the public. That's almost as much as the Donald has spent hiding his hairline from America!

CIRCLES AND CROSSES 101 - Any Questions?


REMEMBER WHEN... - This Was Called Sane Political Discourse?

TAGS: bush in the crosshairs liberals suck and they know it
Rating: 3.47/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 2:50 am
..I regret this one.. Was angry at Dubya.. Should never advocate harm against a President.. Glad the secret service never came a knocking.. Wasn't sober the night I did this one..d*mn.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:37 pm
Semms the Denver shooter was a Tea Party member... DOH
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:36 pm
Perhaps you have links...
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:32 pm
Hey remember Jerry Blanchard, or Ray Geisel? What about Tharin Gartrell and Shawn Adolf, you remember those two idiots? What about Paul Schlesselman and Daniel Cowart, you remember those two rightwing nut jobs? No? Still just two stepping, Groucho?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:29 pm
Hey remember when that right wing nut job sh** off a couple of rounds at the whitehouse last year, and Fox News tried to call him the "Occupy Shooter" but it just turns out that he's some right wing psycho? Those were the days huh?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
Make that twits
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
More of your s****** the koolaid twist...
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:25 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
It's you're leftist buddies... You really have your head up your a** don't you?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Any more questions?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Because it's stupid and pointless and you probably downloaded that ph**o from Breitbart or some other idiotic, right-wing site.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:22 pm
Gosh crank never commented on my poster... I wonder why?